With no time to do a full review of last week’s Mad Men, here are a few haikus to sum up a highly entertaining episode. Usual review will be back for Sunday’s episode.

Bob Benson is gay
He likes Pete Campbell “that way”
Or is it a ruse?

Mitchell is 1A
Until Don gets Ted to play
Sylvia is grateful

Sally’s lost her key
Tries to retrieve her love note
Will need therapy

Peggy has a rat
Stan will not come to her aid
She gets her first cat

Manolo the nurse
Takes care of Pete’s mom all over
Yuck! Old person sex

Sunkist? Ocean spray
Ted wants his juice not Draper’s
Sylvia wants Don’s.